Crisp. White. Sheets.

What You DONT Put Your Dirty Boots On.

Matias Torres: HE WALKED ALL OVER IT WITH HIS DIRTY BOOTS, OVER THE CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS. OF MY BED I HAD JUST MADE!

by fwefff May 22, 2023

Sheeeesh

Sheeeesh can mean anywhere from 1-317 things but to understand which “thing” someone is talking about is in the tone

Guy1Hey man I’m sorry but I sheeeeshed your mom last night

Guy2(Angry tone) sheeeesh

Guy1 I know but it just happened

by Yupinmywhitetee November 22, 2020

Sheeeit

Carries the same deffination as sheeet or any other variation of the word.....however, i beg to differ,they are all spelled incorrectly, it is spelled as it is pronuciated.

Ahhhhh sheeeit playa, imma bust yo' ass.

by NicholaLost November 3, 2003

Sichuan Sheet

H5N1 Bird Flu after it evolved (at Qinghai Lakes in China) into the most lethal strain of virus. It is a "killing machine" that kills all manner of animals and is sweeping the world.

"Sichuan Sheet is estimated to have already killed over twenty thousand Chinese, millions of cows, pigs, monkeys, dogs, cats, and over one hundred million birds of all varieties."

"Yes, of all the Bird Flu strains, it is the worst, by far!"

by Joe Neubarth March 8, 2006

Sheet

Sheet (v) - to tweet while using the restroom, (n) a text written while the author is on the pot.

Thank goodness Ricky only sent me a sheet and not a shumblr.

by Dave Perlins February 25, 2013

Sheet Steeler

When sharing a bed, one who hogs the sheets or pulls the sheets away from the other person while they are sleeping.

In the middle of the night, I woke up because I was cold and found my husband covered by all of the sheets. He was the sheet steeler.

by I love my sheets May 25, 2009

sheentistically

sheentistically--(From charlie sheen and statistics) The increasing probability that a person is going to lose their job due to risky, stupid, crazy behavior.

Guy to friend: Dude, two hour lunches in a bar, coming in late in the morning, smoking a joint in the company parking lot and all this other shit is going to get you fired, for real. Man, sheentistically speaking, you're no more than a month away from losing your show.

by Tseten the Mad March 23, 2011