Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.

I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Scrotis

A person with attributes to the likeness of a Beavis or a Butt-Head.

Two or more sacks containing teticles.

When Johnny's balls first dropped, they came in one at a time until there were four altogether in two sacks, making him a freak of nature with one more than necessary package, two scrotis.

by dlxdblg September 17, 2022

Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 18, 2022

scottish delight

Where you take a straw up a man's ass and blow on the straw while pulling on his weiner as if you were playing on the bag pipes.

Tiffany gave me a Scottish Delight last night and then I played a round of golf today.

by Frack It October 7, 2022

scottish pain relief

A uncommon Nickname for Scotch whisky referring to alcohols tendency to relief pain

Mike:hey Ron what are you drinking

Ron: a little bit of scottish pain relief

by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022

Scottish family

Usually a family very close either living in Scotland or separated across the world. Full of energetic drunks warriors, the most mental people you will ever meet.

That Scottish family who live 5mins away, they’re absolute raj.

by Rajie December 19, 2022

Scottish chili-dog

The act of a Scottish person receiving two hotdogs in one bun smothered in chili, and onions for taste.

Ian couldn’t wait to get his Scottish chili-dog inside his mouth

by ScotsGottaChil December 27, 2022