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schmegonnaise 

Its the mayonnaise that's gone bad on the top rim of the container and usually found in the thread of the mayonnaise lid.
Can you please clean the schmegonnaise off the mayonnaise lid before you put it away.
schmegonnaise by too weeks August 24, 2017

Schmegma 

Smelly cheese like substance found under the foreskin of a penis.
Andrew Smart is a schmegma thief.
Schmegma by AndrewnotsoSmart October 29, 2017
The hot steamy wet frothy muggy fog that a pussy creates after a being on a long sicc one. Usually smells like strip club sweat and budwiser b.o. dripping with cum (usually every guys girlfriend at one time or another.) God bless their holes cause u can't duck their hearts.
Did u see that girl on the other side of the soccer field? I could smell her SCHMEGG from there! I love that bitch so much , shes gonna be my girl one day after everyone else is done with her.
schmegg by Schmegg February 8, 2018

schmegladite

One that suffers from schmegma
Babe I think I have Schemga”

“Then I guess your a schmegladite”
schmegladite by Ginger_bitch69 July 31, 2018

Schmegma 

Sticky, foul-smelling white secretion around the base of a penis head made of pre-cum, urine, and penile lubricant. Usually forms due to infrequent or poor hygiene, typically on uncircumcised penises. Simply showering every 1-2 days will prevent buildup, or you can use the ol’ toilet paper method (you know what I mean) in a pinch.
When I see schmegma, I know I should’ve showered a long time ago.
Schmegma by Bionodroid December 22, 2018

schmeglecka 

The foul smelly bloody vaginal discharge. It’s sorta like the counterpart to schmegma.
The nasty old whore had schmeglecka dripping down her legs .
schmeglecka by Pot locker November 3, 2019