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Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM

They're doing it. When are they doing it?
Hym "Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM. There it is. I'm not paying judges to tell me I don't get to sue for this."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
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Super Sucky Saturday

You Get Super Sucky on A Saturday from a fine shit
Kenrry is getting a super sucky Saturday
by Weeniewarrior246 January 24, 2025
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Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
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Smelly Saturday

Once a month on Saturday you shit your pants and use it as lube during sex.
Hey babe, tomorrow is Smelly Saturday!! I can't wait.
by BrodyJohnson32! March 14, 2025
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Small business saturday

Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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saturday night magic

by ReversedOblivion August 24, 2016
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Strange Saturday

the day where anything goes. Get wild. Act the fuck out. You're getting fucked tonight
cody was worried because he knew it was a strange Saturday and some weird ass shit was about to go down
by MotherTruckerNumeroUno August 7, 2020
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