Stupidity Lag

the time it takes your brain to realize what you just did was stupid.

you are traveling for work and you decide to surf for porn at the hotel and then later after a 45 minute stupidity lag you realize you are still VPN'd into the office network.

by jeremy jackson March 30, 2008

stupid song

A song you sing to pounder the sanity of your mother.

TLT: Since you've been gone, I've been singing this stupid song so i can pounder, the sanity of your mother.

by Linux The Primagen September 27, 2022

stupid bomb

(stoo'pid bom) - n. A suddenly detonated change of subject during the course of conversation resulting in the destruction of intelligent subject matter. Typically the result of a lack of understanding, respect, or care for those present.

1. Last night, I was having a very interesting conversation with John Perry Barlow regarding the legal issues of podcasting; that was until some fella rolled up and dropped a stupid bomb.

2. It was a fine script stupid-bombed by Hollywood's need for a happy ending.

by Earshot Radio January 26, 2006

Stupid Tax

The price you pay for ignorance.

"Dude, I just got conned!"
"NP bro, you just paid your stupid tax. Live and learn."

by Psyladine August 25, 2012

stupid dumbass

n. An intensified version of the word "dumbass" using "stupid" to further degrade the dumbass that you are reffering to.

Shut up you stupid dumbass before i kick your ass

by 40oz April 4, 2003

stupid devil

a term of endearment by parents for, and also to make some small fun of, small silly behaving children who have big ideas, but have no clue, pentoute, as to what they are doing and why.

a small boy starts counting pennies in his piggy bank and asks his parents : is this enough money to pay off a house mortgage?

parents (in unison): no our little silly, stupid devil David.

by Sexydimma November 7, 2012

beer stupids

the feeling one gets after binge drinking the night before. it is associated with a hangover but it is more specifically the lack of coordination and a feeling of incredible stupidity with a distinct lack of mental quickness.

dude i drank so fucking much last night that i got a raging case of the beer stupids.

how bad?

i cant do math

by fuckstick murphy November 1, 2011