Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

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Stump hound

A stump hound is a dog which you adopt and has at least one leg missing.
Austin found in either elderly peoples homes or youth clubs these dogs are a pinnacle of society and should be treated like the gods the are.
They often bear the name stumpy, Klyde or Charlie

After going to the adoption center, bob decided to get a stump hound, as he loved it's personality.

by Dr. Grape August 5, 2025

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Stump hole

1. A disc golf basket placed on a stump
2. A bowel movement where it breaks, leaving some that cannot be squeezed out

1. It’s a high line but I’m gonna ace this stump hole!
2. We had sloppy anal last night, I blame her stump hole.

by SufferingSuccotash March 31, 2025

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Whistle up a stump.

Go away. You’re no help to me. Piss off.

That’s total bullshit, go whistle up a stump.

by Johnnysc7 November 1, 2021

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Stump jumping

The act of a female jumping from dick to dick.

I've been told from multiple friends Kelly been stump jumping between 5 diff guys.

by Cantinfluence May 5, 2024

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Patrick Stump Lesbian

A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.

“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

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