Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff

When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.

We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.

by Dick Onchin November 24, 2020

junkie Stuffing

When 2 men have payed a junkie to have a 3 some with her so she can get her fix. They stuff all her holes with themselves being rough and nasty, so then it makes her feel lower than knock off thanksgiving stuffing.

Dude I got my tax return back let's to junkie Stuffing with the girls down on Elm St.

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN March 20, 2022

Butt-Hole Stuffy

When you have to take a really bad crap, but you can't.

Lin: Wanna go to the movies man?
Jeff: Umm, sure. Just let me go to the bathroom for a sec. I'm fucking Butt-Hole Stuffy. I've been trying to take a shit since earlier. I'll be right back *goes to bathroom*
Lin: O.e

by CubbyTheBear September 3, 2012

cuffin 'n stuffin

a reference to sexual activity involving handcuffs and vaginal or rectal penetration

Bill: Where is Becky gone man? Is she coming down the road to the next club?

Tony: No way brother. She just left here with some black beast back to her place for some pretty high level cuffin 'n stuffin.

by Macktown August 6, 2019

government.doing.stuff

white boy commie with fluffy brown hair

Government.doing.stuff laughs uncontrollably at Obamna Soda.

by imoneuglyspider December 1, 2020

Stuff and Things

A bullshit excuse you use to get out of doing anything with anyone. It usually doesn't work and ends with you on the receiving end of stupid looks, but hey, it was worth a shot.

Dude 1: Hey man! Want to hang out this Saturday?!?
Dude 2: Oh... Sorry, I can't! I've got... uh, plans!
Dude 1: What plans?
Dude 2: Stuff and things.
Dude 1: Fuck you

by Hippo-Lord August 3, 2018

elf stuffing

Little people fisting porn.

My wife caught me looking at elf stuffing and made me throw away my copy of The Wizard of Oz.

by The Pickle Farter April 16, 2009