The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
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by Henzlee January 20, 2014
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Get the Stock Rockmug. “Stock” is a word used for a vehicle with a modified ac compressor and to describe how factory and slow the vehicle is. In other words, the car is fast as hell but the owner doesn’t want you to know that.
The marauder is totally stock
by SubaruTrissi February 25, 2022
Get the Stockmug. When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
Get the Immaculate Stockmug. 2 scores and 13 years ago, our nation was plagued with a severe case of the giggles. It was a difficult time for many as they could not control their laughter. However, one person was not affected and his name was Kirk. Kirk felt so alone, he couldn’t talk to anyone without them laughing. He felt like THE laughing stock of our nation. He went on to write about his tragic experience in what we know today as the laughing stock of 1972.
by Kirklaugh July 5, 2025
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