Scouter

The first piece(s) of toilet paper used to wipe your butthole. The scouter will determine the viscosity, amount and consistency of the faeces having to be dealt with. After analysing the fecal matter on the scouter, one can assemble a "game plan" on how to further deal with it.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.

Just took a massive dump, couldn't believe my eyes when the scouter said there was nothing to be found. Feels good man.

by Umadbroski July 10, 2010

South Glens Falls

Best known as the home of the South Glens Falls High School Marathon Dance, where most of the students dance for almost 30 hours each March to raise money for local individuals and organizations, and have in fact raised more than $1,000,000 over the course of 30 years. South High has roughly 1075 students, and is also renowned for its blue passcards, crazy teachers, Gibby, flooded parking lot, crunchy chicken wrap, ICP threats, overcrowdedness, and smoke-filled bathrooms. The town is tiny, infested with sex-offenders (who generally congregate around the Clearview Motel), has way too many ice cream shops, and has absolutely nowhere to shop.

South Glens Falls has way too many sex offenders.

by Scuff September 9, 2006

Pierre South Dakota

a very small comunity in south dakota, witch also serves as the state capitol. there isnt much to do here,alot of people drink and smoke marijuanna.also here are cops who like to flip cars by hiting them a block away from the school.one of the major highlights of this town is,walmart

pierre south dakota is rather booring....but oh wait there's wallmart!!!

by Mel LeVeque May 2, 2008

Bulletproof Boy Scouts

A fancy name for the FBI or for the police.

Person 1: Dude, tf did you do this time?!
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: The Bulletproof Boy Scouts are here to arrest us!!!
Person 2: SHIT!!!!!

by Master Of Nations July 8, 2020

south side locos

Renegade faction of the Sureno's street gang, located in Arizona. SSL gang members can be found in Mesa, Chandler, Tempe, and South Phoenix (SSL is known for old school street shoot-outs with rival gangs and taking control of their "turf" afterwards, which explains why members can be found in several cities). Known as well by law enforcement, SSL does not follow under traditional California Sureno bylaws. In order to become a member, you have to be recruited & prove loyalty to the Gang by "putting in work". They do not believe in the traditional "Jumping in", reason being they say "any body can get their ass beat and survive 13 seconds, that proves nothing." SSL is not your typical group of bald headed street thugs, they organize profit money from underground drug sales and give back to their community in various ways. Mind you, they are still a very dangerous organized street gang with crimes ranging from Assault, Armed Robbery, & Murder. Warning: Avoid S Chandler Blvd, & anywhere from west of Cooper Rd & 8th Avenue, between S Mesa Dr at night.

South Side Locos just shot up Galveston street again.

by StreetGangSpecialist June 29, 2015

I'm taking my talents to south beach.

A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.

Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.

by Blabbidy July 10, 2010

Girl Scout Squirt

chick squating to pee outdoors where there are no restrooms/toilet paper available.

I had to do the girl scout squirt.

by t-n-a November 10, 2008