Sleep Gagnea

When a woman wakes up in the middle of the night because u've jammed your ram rod down her throat.

Patient: Hey Doc I can't sleep at night I think I have sleep gagnea.
Doctor: Did you say sleep apnea?
Patient: No gagnea, you know when a man wakes up a woman in the middle of the night with his schwansenstugger.

by Mark86 February 22, 2009

sleep token

An absolutley amazing anonymous prog/alternative metal band from the UK, that lately does a lot of interesting genre mixes in their songs.

Hey dude isn't that the new song by sleep token? Turn that shi up!

by plaguedoctorrr1 April 12, 2023

sleep

is better than everything.

Sleep is best.

by sleepisbetter June 12, 2003

sleeping condiments

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.

by MamaPea July 8, 2017

Sleep Buzzed

The state of being where drowsiness begins to infringe on your good judgement.

Natalia probably could have made it home last night, but I didn't let her since friends don't let friends drive sleep buzzed.

by B.E. July 21, 2009

Sleepy Karl

The guy who discourages you from waking up and being productive by enticing you to sleep with the most wonderful dreams.

Originally discovered by the stand-up comedian, Mike Birbiglia.

Sleepy Karl: "Why do you want to go out there and talk about computers when you can stay here and go skiing and your skis are french toast sticks?"

Mike: "That's a great idea! I'm oughta give you a 401k."

by Sleepy Karl December 9, 2012

sleepout

Sleeping away from home, usually in another person's home or in a hotel.

This weekend let's sleepout near Santa Cruz.

by Vandenberg February 12, 2013