Dirty Shannon

When a man bangs someone from behind, without the receiver knowing he craps in his hand and uses his poop to draw pictures on the other persons back.

When I was banging Joeys butthole the other night, I used my own shit to draw a dick on his back! It felt nice to do a dirty shannon

by dogdong September 6, 2009

Mary Shannon Shakes

When your knees or legs become inexplicably weak, resulting in trembling or shaking legs.

"Are you okay? Your legs are trembling."
"I'm all right, I just have the Mary Shannon Shakes."

by judyg13 November 19, 2009

wet shannon

when somebody pleads for you to shit on her chest.

she kept begging for a wet shannon

by rick van tellushit May 6, 2017

Pulling a Shannon

Pulling a Shannonis to unzip your pants on someone when it’s about to go down 😏

after a long day of stress it’s good pulling a Shannon on yo cat

by Shannon the god May 6, 2018

The Shannon

The girl in your town that is known as the slut of the county and likes literally any aged man to cum inside her hoo-ha

"Hey, is that The Shannon of the town?"
"Yeah, I heard she lets 35 year old men fuck her."
"I know her sister; she told me that she tried get up on her boyfriend's dick."
"How old was he?"
"32,"
"Jesus..."

by K-Dawgg July 9, 2015

Dirty Shannon

When you go anal on your partner and wipe your penis on their mother's titties.

Guy 1: I had such great sex last night. I have this girl a Dirty Shannon.

Guy 2: Did her mom enjoy it?

Guy 1: She loved that shit.

by Narendramodi April 6, 2017

The Shannon

One whom says incredibly and impossible bitchy situational things that ironically come true and ruin lives only to leave the victim of the defined confused by the coinsidence.

"Pulling The Shannon"

The person who is being deemed having pulled "The Shannon" must have said something incredibly mean, such as "you have an old dog anyways maybe you should just put it to sleep."
And then having to put your dog to sleep two days later due to "freak accident."

by beetwit February 3, 2008