Schmoob

Tiny man boobs that typically jiggle when you come into contact with them. Usually men can lactate out of them.

James got schmoobs.

by Bennett Dover October 23, 2019

schmokin'

describing weed that is of exceptionally great quality.

"Oh yeah, this bud schmokin' fasho"

by Marica Linn September 10, 2020

schmoltz

Verb meaning "silently discards something no longer essensial". Coined by a Korean third grader named Brian Kim in Chicago in the year 1983.

This word is not used in a sentence. It is used as a fictitious last name in the title of a song by a band called Ween, called Kim Schmoltz.

by catholicbooty September 21, 2020

schmökelt

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt

by 0leep November 10, 2020

schmoners

A sum of money, a large wad of cash.

Salary came in last week, schmoners in the bank. You know what the fuck going on.

by turbopooper February 5, 2021

schmoig

The weird kid that eats whatever he can get

Do you see that schmoig eating the paper towels?

by Jaquavion Kendrick March 17, 2021

Schmoob

One with an inability to lose their virginity. Often due to a sexual or physical impairment.

“Hey, look at that schmoob over there!”
“What a loser. I bet he gets no bitches.”

by NecroTits March 22, 2021