scared turtle

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

by wipe my butt March 18, 2005

Scare-ho

A scare-ho is a very frail skinny white or spanish girl that slightly resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz. Except a scare-ho puts a lot of cocks in their mouth/vagina/ass etc.Also synonomous with the female name Tara.

Wow that scare-ho has had a lot of cocks in her mouth.

by Mike Pelosi June 27, 2007

scared shity

When a person is scared so bad that they shit themself .

jim-Hey lol did you see steve last night?

tom-Yeah at the pary.

jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!

tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol

by troubledemon November 24, 2009

im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 8, 2020

sarce

a way of saying "seriously" or "really?" in a disappointed manner. to show annoyance of something.

Marge: we have a math test tomorrow
Maria: Sarce?!

by riri18 August 3, 2017

scare

Named after Dennis Q. Scare.

I possess the power of purest scare. Fear it.

by Tom John October 30, 2004

scarcasm

Scarcasm, n. clever but very unkind comments that leave a scar on the recipient. A stronger form of sarcasm that is directed towards someone who is especially sensitive and is permanently "scarred" by the cutting remark.
Also Scarcastic, adj.

"Why isn't your sister coming to the house warming party?" " "Oh, she has been having a hard time dealing with her boss' scarcasm - the other day he made an especially cruel comment about the size of her nose and now she's even more self conscience in new social situations.That guy is such an ass."

by Devon Dellaversana August 21, 2007