Sandusky

A small town of about 5,000 in what's known as the "thumb" of Michigan. Known mostly for kids refusing to walk on the sidewalks and for the many, many rednecks that reside here. To live in Sandusky, Michigan, you must know how to shoot a gun and fish. You must also follow Nascar. You also believe Jeff Gordon should be shot. You must lose all your teeth and any education you had.

And no, I do NOT mean Sandusky, Ohio. It is a city in Michigan, and you're about five hours too far north of Cedar Point. And you better turn around now, because Sandusky is not the kind of place you want to stay overnight unless you're already a redneck. There's maybe 3 black people in Sandusky and no homosexuals that are out of the closet. They fear the wrath of rednecks with guns.

"Hey, I live in Sandusky, Michigan!"
"Oh, you mean Ohio right?"
"No, I mean Michigan."

by Reeseroper March 1, 2009

Sandstone

Famous orgy-house and "commune" in Topanga, California in the '70s.

I went to Sandstone once. It wasn't a "three-way"; it was a ten-way. Those were the days!

by octopod November 30, 2003

Sandyston

A small town in Sussex County, NJ that consists of tobacco, cows, and grass. An estimated 13.6 people live in Sandyston. For every person that lives in Sandyston there are 78 farm animals. Although many people from Sussex County think they live in "the country" they are fucking stupid. Sandyston could be considered "country" but isn't truly. It's too small. Fuck my dog. Some residents of Sandyston like to refer to it as "S-Town". It's "ton" not "town" you fucking cock goblins. Surrounding township citizens and many students from KRHS like to pick fun at the citizens of Sandyston because they live in the middle of fucking nowhere and have tiny penises. We don't have tiny penises. Our penises are of adequate size. Even the chicks'.

Non-Sandyston Resident "LOL, those kids are from Sandyston"
Sandyston Resident "You think I have a tiny penis?"

by sandystonresident August 6, 2011

Sandusky

What happens after you take a wicked dump that causes you to not be able to sit back down in your work chair for 10-15mins after.

That mexican food gave me the worst sandusky ever.

by pie27J November 17, 2011

Santos

A person who likes to make fun of others people's names. Also has a head like a chinchilla

also your right hand

Hey Kinker, what's a kinker?
i dont know santos, go sniff your smelly dog!!
frickin chinchilla

by hatin on santos October 15, 2009

sanduskying

the act of inappropriately touching another male with out their consent

Were you sanduskying me last night?

by myhotdoginyourbuns November 21, 2011

sands

An abbreviation for "sandwich" Also see "sans"

Dude, that chicken sands your mom made tore up my stomach.

by bmojo July 29, 2007