1 definition by Reeseroper
A small town of about 5,000 in what's known as the "thumb" of Michigan. Known mostly for kids refusing to walk on the sidewalks and for the many, many rednecks that reside here. To live in Sandusky, Michigan, you must know how to shoot a gun and fish. You must also follow Nascar. You also believe Jeff Gordon should be shot. You must lose all your teeth and any education you had.
And no, I do NOT mean Sandusky, Ohio. It is a city in Michigan, and you're about five hours too far north of Cedar Point. And you better turn around now, because Sandusky is not the kind of place you want to stay overnight unless you're already a redneck. There's maybe 3 black people in Sandusky and no homosexuals that are out of the closet. They fear the wrath of rednecks with guns.
And no, I do NOT mean Sandusky, Ohio. It is a city in Michigan, and you're about five hours too far north of Cedar Point. And you better turn around now, because Sandusky is not the kind of place you want to stay overnight unless you're already a redneck. There's maybe 3 black people in Sandusky and no homosexuals that are out of the closet. They fear the wrath of rednecks with guns.
by Reeseroper October 24, 2008