slammin' salmon

Using an erecting penis to repeatedly bash the inside of a vagina in a pleasurable fashion.

"Sorry, I can't come to your lipstick party tomorrow as I'll be slammin' salmon at my uptown bungalow."

by SomeGirlOrGuy March 28, 2016

Salmoning

Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.

I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.

by Theo D-S October 1, 2007

Salmon Slap

When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.

Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'

by Gizzy June 11, 2006

silly salmon

the action of taking ones hands and flopping it in a motion similar to that of a salmon out of water. Can be performed between the legs and/or arms

"That was some textbook silly salmon"-Spiegs

by dro boys October 21, 2009

traveling salesman

An act that occurs just before romance, when a gentlemen has gone to the home of a lady. Whilst the female partner is away slipping into something more comfortable, the gentlemen turns down the covers of her bed, and defecates on the sheet. He then makes the bed back up and makes his exit. The lady, a bit upset and wondering why this man left, slips into bed to find a surprise.

I went home with her and pulled of the traveling salesman.

by B Gunn April 13, 2005

Salmon-pussy

Ever see a beached salmon flopping on the shore, trying to find its way back into the water? Well, go up to that salmon and kiss it on the lips. give it a sniff? Smell familiar? Commonly called vaginosis, salmon-pussy is equally dangerous to the nose and to the mouth.

"That bitch's cooter smells like a decaying fish. She gots salmon-pussy, yo!"

by Stooey January 1, 2004

Burnt Salmon

When a girl is giving a man a blow job and resist to let him cum in her mouth.He quickly smacks her across the face with a burnt salmon knocking her out...then he finishes the job in her mouth

Heather was afraid of getting jizzed on so Jon gave her the burnt salmon

by Harley Boy November 1, 2007