shit roulette

After wiping your ass from taking a shit, you quickly slap yourself in the face with the paper. Chances are there is going to be shit on the paper, sometimes there isn't due to the ghost shit.

After I played Shit Roulette there was a residue of hershey squirts on my cheek.

by Shane Marquis October 30, 2007

Australian Roulette

Trying NOT to hit a kangaroo or wallaby whilst driving on a country road in Australia, but the blasted thing may still jump out in front of you. Trust me ... They cause a hell of a lot of damage to your car! This happens mainly at night.

Me: "Man! You can travel along a country road at night without playing a game of Australian Roulette with a roo!"

Tip: Honk your horn every so often to frighten them away from the road.

by Snezzle December 15, 2010

email roulette

This is when you sit with your email account open, continually refreshing the page to see if you have received any new mail.

The instant that you hit the 'refresh' button and spontaneously receive a new email is the defining moment in email roulette, accompanied by a surge of adrenaline and sense of wonder/curiousity with regard to the new message.

Hey dude, wanna go hit up some sluts?

Nah fuck it. I'd rather stay at home and play email roulette.

But you have no friends?....

Ah, touche.

by Randyy McNally April 18, 2013

Slut Roulette

When multiple guys (most likely bros) take turns raw dogging with a female and then ejaculate into her each time one after another. The game of roulette is then started as they get to wait and see which one gets her pregnant.

Matt, Evan, Sawyer, Jack and I all took turns with this slut named Kathy when we were drunk last week. We totally played slut roulette with her and blew our loads in her each time, bitch didnt see it coming. Now we get to see who gets her pregnant.

by KoltBolt May 13, 2014

African Roulette

When six beautiful African girls are on there knees ready to give a guy head, but one of them is a Canable.

"Hey Charley, Want to go play African Roulette with Cindy and her friends?"

by Durbs June 24, 2006

Roulette

During your day, there are probably a half a dozen moments where you can't see, if only for a split second. Unlike binking, that's far too quick. Just that moment when you're taking off your shirt, or wiping your face with a towel. That brief instant where you're plunged into darkness. Everytime this occurs, you're playing roulette. A game. Unknown to you, of course. Everytime that happens there is something waiting, eagerly, to pull you into that darkness. That only happens if you lose. One day you might open your eyes to find that you aren't where you were before. There are unsolved missing persons cases every week. Those people? They lost.

You hear about that missing girl?

yeah.
Heard she played roulette and lost.

by Ynitsed6969 March 29, 2011

African Vagina Roulette

Noun.
A pastime where one goes to Africa with one or more buddies and proceeds to 'Nail Hookers.'

This is done to see whether one has caught the HIV disorder due to the outbreak of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus among the population of Africa.

The proceeding day after the deed has been done, the one or more buddies would take a test to search for possible STD's. If one has contracted the virus, then they would lose, if both/all contracted the disease, then the winner would be the one who lived longest before developing full blown AIDS.

Eric: Hey man, you wanna play some African Vagina Roulette? I'm bored.
Nick: Sure, but lemme drink some milk real quick, be right there.
~72 hours later~
Eric: Holy balls, let's not do that again, my Ho got kinda scary.
Nick: Yeah dude, I think mine took off a layer of skin.
Eric: Okay, well, wanna get tested now?
Nick: Ummm... yeah, I guess....
~2 weeks later~
Eric: BYAH! I WIN Motherr Fkuerr!
Nick: Aww...... Wait, where's Brian, didn't he come with us?
Eric: Oh yeah, he's dead, his hooker killed him... A while ago, where've you been??

by God McJesus February 19, 2009