In "Rounders", Teddy KGB was dealt pocket rockets, with which he took down Matt Damon (A9) with an aces-over-nines boat to his nines-over-aces.
by Nick D November 24, 2003
Get the pocket rocketsmug. dude .. you better take it easy on those rectum rockets or your gonna have a major burn going when you when you pinch off your next steamer
by gokoboko September 28, 2005
Get the Rectum Rocketmug. by holdinitdowndown July 9, 2011
Get the Rocket Sciencemug. It is hard to explain. A Walkthrough is needed:
Items needed for this: Lots of tabasco, A Measuring Jug, A Funnel and pipe, A Cork, Two people: The loader and the one to be launched (Known as the Tabasco Rocketeer)
Firstly measure out a good litre of tabasco
Then intert the pipe at least 5cm into the anus of the Tabasco Rocketeer.
Attatch the funnel to the other end.
Gently our the tabasco into the funnel and allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to fully chug the litre.
When all is gone/chugged, remove the pipe from the anus and insert a cork.
Allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to sit up, when after a count down, usually of 3 seconds, the cork is removed.
This will cause a massive ejection of all sorts of liquids from the anus causing the Tabasco Rocketeer to fly off into the air. There can be quite a vast array of colours emerging, depending on the diet of the Tabasco Rocketeer.
The name is self explanatory. Tabasco is the fluid used and rocket is what the Tabasco Rocketeer realy becomes...
Known Side Effects:
Usually the Tabasco Rocketeer never returns
If the victim is seen again, they usually have a few months bout of serious diarrhea, due to the sheer heat of the tabasco.
Anal Rupturing/haemorrhaging has been recorded in rare cases
.:Don't Try This At Home:.
Items needed for this: Lots of tabasco, A Measuring Jug, A Funnel and pipe, A Cork, Two people: The loader and the one to be launched (Known as the Tabasco Rocketeer)
Firstly measure out a good litre of tabasco
Then intert the pipe at least 5cm into the anus of the Tabasco Rocketeer.
Attatch the funnel to the other end.
Gently our the tabasco into the funnel and allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to fully chug the litre.
When all is gone/chugged, remove the pipe from the anus and insert a cork.
Allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to sit up, when after a count down, usually of 3 seconds, the cork is removed.
This will cause a massive ejection of all sorts of liquids from the anus causing the Tabasco Rocketeer to fly off into the air. There can be quite a vast array of colours emerging, depending on the diet of the Tabasco Rocketeer.
The name is self explanatory. Tabasco is the fluid used and rocket is what the Tabasco Rocketeer realy becomes...
Known Side Effects:
Usually the Tabasco Rocketeer never returns
If the victim is seen again, they usually have a few months bout of serious diarrhea, due to the sheer heat of the tabasco.
Anal Rupturing/haemorrhaging has been recorded in rare cases
.:Don't Try This At Home:.
Toby: FIRE IN THE HOLE
Neil: What a bomb???
Toby: No a tabasco rocket's been set off
Neil: ¬¬
Steve: Dude, that guys been in the bathroom for WEEKS, whats wrong with him?
Dave: Be nice to him, he's recently become a victim of the new craze, tabasco rocketing.
Neil: What a bomb???
Toby: No a tabasco rocket's been set off
Neil: ¬¬
Steve: Dude, that guys been in the bathroom for WEEKS, whats wrong with him?
Dave: Be nice to him, he's recently become a victim of the new craze, tabasco rocketing.
by Toby and Neil June 25, 2008
Get the tabasco rocketmug. A person who is a user and dealer of illegal drugs. He may be able to control his use to a degree that allows him to function socially, however he does use regularly . His only "job" is selling drugs.
by BRk2 November 27, 2016
Get the Rocket Manmug. by whyareyoureadingme? August 23, 2016
Get the Rocket-jumpmug. The 'final frontier' pizza shack down in the Lower East Side, peopled predominantly by crazies and drunks.
A nifty spot for inebriated/shitfaced folk in passionate pursuit of pizza grease to alleviate toxic gastric goings-on. However, the same cannot be said in favor of a parallel palliative property for vesical toxicity, owing to the conspicuous absence of lavatory facilities at the aforementioned location - to wit (and with yet more labored eloquence) 'the lack of assuagement for urinary distress, for the lack of a sewage meant for sanitary egress.'
In an alternative appraisal, Rocket Joe's serves as a perfect locus for chance encounters such as may occur between a charming young man (one quarter Japanese, Polish and German) and a mildly intoxicated girl whose ethnicity poses an analogous dilemma.
The famed pizzeria also offers a curiously ideal ambience for the far-from-awkward exchange of mobile numbers resulting in a beautiful reunion between strangers in the night.
Chef’s recommendation: Seagram’s Sparkling Seltzer Water
A nifty spot for inebriated/shitfaced folk in passionate pursuit of pizza grease to alleviate toxic gastric goings-on. However, the same cannot be said in favor of a parallel palliative property for vesical toxicity, owing to the conspicuous absence of lavatory facilities at the aforementioned location - to wit (and with yet more labored eloquence) 'the lack of assuagement for urinary distress, for the lack of a sewage meant for sanitary egress.'
In an alternative appraisal, Rocket Joe's serves as a perfect locus for chance encounters such as may occur between a charming young man (one quarter Japanese, Polish and German) and a mildly intoxicated girl whose ethnicity poses an analogous dilemma.
The famed pizzeria also offers a curiously ideal ambience for the far-from-awkward exchange of mobile numbers resulting in a beautiful reunion between strangers in the night.
Chef’s recommendation: Seagram’s Sparkling Seltzer Water
C: So wasted, so hungry...let's get pizza..
R: (much slurring) Oh look, Rocket Joe's... you get the pizza...(long pause) I'll go chat up the mancandy..
R: (much slurring) Oh look, Rocket Joe's... you get the pizza...(long pause) I'll go chat up the mancandy..
by RCthulhu December 24, 2013
Get the rocket joe'smug.