When a man doesn't want to get caught whacking off by his wife, so he goes and sits in the car to rub one out.
So last night I told the wife that I forgot to take the trash out. So then I sat in the car and performed a knight rider on myself.
by cowboy orange March 22, 2011
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2. A band that are getting way too pupular thanks to guitar hero. Shame on people that claim to be a huge fan when they only know Prayer of the Refugee, and maybe just a couple of other songs.
2. A band that are getting way too pupular thanks to guitar hero. Shame on people that claim to be a huge fan when they only know Prayer of the Refugee, and maybe just a couple of other songs.
by Heather (: January 9, 2009
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Refers to when animals, dogs and rats et cetera, fall into a reservoir and are incapable of escape.
They must therefore eat each other to survive.
A bloody mess, of course, ensues
They must therefore eat each other to survive.
A bloody mess, of course, ensues
by Ignatius Strangelove December 5, 2007
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Oh, Todd just changed his opinion again because he overheard what Steve thought about the subject. He even tries to wear his hair like Steve! What a dick rider!
by sjane November 14, 2005
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A ricer is the person who drives a stock car, with extras that if anything slow the car down and make it less aerodynamic. (body kit, spoilers you name it) Yet it looks 'Sick/phat' - So its cool!!! - buts its slow.
A ricer is the person who drives a stock car, with extras that if anything slow the car down and make it less aerodynamic. (body kit, spoilers you name it) Yet it looks 'Sick/phat' - So its cool!!! - buts its slow.
How to identify a ricer driver: The typical driver of a riced up car, can be identified by the secondary monster tacho mounted where everyone can see it.
This is because the dick hanging from their forehead interferes with the perfectly good, stock tacho mounted conveiently in the dash cluter. And for those who dont know; the shift light is because they cant use their periferal vision.
They are incapable of reading the tacho and looking where they are going at once. They need a warning light (shift light) to tell them, their stock lancer engine, is about to explode and its time to change gears. Thank god for the monster tacho!
I think that sums it up...
This is because the dick hanging from their forehead interferes with the perfectly good, stock tacho mounted conveiently in the dash cluter. And for those who dont know; the shift light is because they cant use their periferal vision.
They are incapable of reading the tacho and looking where they are going at once. They need a warning light (shift light) to tell them, their stock lancer engine, is about to explode and its time to change gears. Thank god for the monster tacho!
I think that sums it up...
by Ibsn87 December 28, 2005
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by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010
Get the Apple Rider mug.It's when a person reacts to a tempting statement or material enticement. Sometimes, it results in the person falling into a trap.
by bcman March 19, 2011
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