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recard

Noun: A holiday card sent from a corporation, sample order card or card sent from another person resigned by the original recipient and sent to another person. Very cheap but earth friendly!
Verb: To resend a previously recieved card additionally signed by the original recipient.
This years recards were sample cards from a holiday card and gift wrap catalog!
by Atakith January 7, 2008
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retard in aluminum foil

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.
I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!
by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010
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Retard Rocket

Slang term that originated in acient Rome referring to the retard form of tranportation, which during those times was a chariot with square wheels. Currently known as the short bus, which my current roommate takes to college everyday. His name is Andy.
Andy, climb your fat ass into that retard rocket or your masturbating priveleges will be taken away.
by John Molstad April 17, 2005
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Retarded Animal Babies

The absolute FUNNIEST thing I ever saw on the internet. Involves small, talking, baby, animals going on inane adventures. Very, very vulgar at times but the MOST AMAZING thing ever.
Retarded animal babies rocks my world.

Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules
by Who cares? October 10, 2005
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Retardosaurus Rex

Weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg)

Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller

Its face looks like its ass

Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...

Mates with sheep and dogs

Eats anything

Loves to "find" bikes

Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities

The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species

If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases
Jonny: "Oh maaaan that girl I hooked up with yesterday was so hot!"
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."
by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009
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reardon

The sexiest last name ever...Period.
The way rear and don flows I beautiful.
Also Reardon's have huge penises!.
Person #1: Jesus Christ that Reardon guy has a huge cock...I thought it was his thigh.

Person #2: Damn he is a fine guy.
by Triplenglish February 23, 2017
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retardedly

acting in a manner that is retarded; doing something while showing qualities that are associated with having a mental disease.
After Kelly fell on the ground, she retardedly tripped over a curb.
by Anna March 15, 2005
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