Noun: A holiday card sent from a corporation, sample order card or card sent from another person resigned by the original recipient and sent to another person. Very cheap but earth friendly!
Verb: To resend a previously recieved card additionally signed by the original recipient.
Verb: To resend a previously recieved card additionally signed by the original recipient.
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Slang term that originated in acient Rome referring to the retard form of tranportation, which during those times was a chariot with square wheels. Currently known as the short bus, which my current roommate takes to college everyday. His name is Andy.
Andy, climb your fat ass into that retard rocket or your masturbating priveleges will be taken away.
by John Molstad April 17, 2005
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Retarded animal babies rocks my world.
Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules
Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules
by Who cares? October 10, 2005
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Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller
Its face looks like its ass
Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...
Mates with sheep and dogs
Eats anything
Loves to "find" bikes
Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities
The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species
If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases
Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller
Its face looks like its ass
Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...
Mates with sheep and dogs
Eats anything
Loves to "find" bikes
Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities
The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species
If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases
Jonny: "Oh maaaan that girl I hooked up with yesterday was so hot!"
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."
by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009
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The way rear and don flows I beautiful.
Also Reardon's have huge penises!.
The way rear and don flows I beautiful.
Also Reardon's have huge penises!.
Person #1: Jesus Christ that Reardon guy has a huge cock...I thought it was his thigh.
Person #2: Damn he is a fine guy.
Person #2: Damn he is a fine guy.
by Triplenglish February 23, 2017
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by Anna March 15, 2005
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