Retail Blues

The hollow feeling that one gets after the first week or two of working a retail job.

Kenzie: I haven't had a single moment to just fucking sit down and draw or play a video game after my new job. I've felt so hollow lately.
Niko: Sounds like a case of the Retail Blues.

by nickelniko March 7, 2022

Retard

I don’t really know too much but everyone calls me this so it probably means someone who is responsible, empathetic, totally amazing, uhh, I don’t fucking know any words that start with R and D, oh wait! Responsible and Dildo!

Dictionary man is a fucking retard!

by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023

Captain Retard Hero Force

Any one of many groups of video game grunts that come in large useless numbers

YES! I just blew up that thing! oh wait, here comes the captain retard hero force....

by Zael0 June 6, 2010

Premature Recaffeination

A condition in which a person fills their coffee cup from a pot which is still in the process of brewing, thereby causing the remainder of the coffee to become too weak for human consumption.

"Hey you want some coffee?"

"Nah, Chris has been doing some premature recaffeination from it."

by Moops June 15, 2012

Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard

John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".

by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018

gummed retard

When you eat out a woman's pussy and start to raspberry inside of it and she becomes retared by the pure pleasure. ( A virgins idea )

"I gummed retard my girlfriend last night" "You're a virgin and single Tyrone"
"Shut up bill"

by Ali5guy February 27, 2019

White Retard

A hood rat white person who acts ghetto as one would say “black” and forgets he is a white city boy acting like a retard

Ex. Daniel Hernandez

“Daniel, do you forget that you’re white? You’re a fucking white retard”

by Eric Andre ! May 11, 2019