Rebered

when a man is dominated in an unnecessary fashion by his wife.

Man, my wife rebered me. She rebered me good too, dog. She wouldn't let me go to my fantasy football draft that has been planned for ten years because she made me go to her nephew's one year old birthday party. That is f'n BS, man.

by Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf October 22, 2008

resernog

The Balkan experimental paste turned delicacy. Made of finely ground seashells and honey. Also comes in vanilla for your sweet-tooth!

Let's go om-nom-nom some resernog with these yummy graham crackers

by Christopher Meyer February 2, 2009

Reserved Girlfriend

To stay as friends but act as lovers until the time comes that you can properly date the person.

Kate: "I'm a physical girl I can't do long distance"
Josh: "Be my reserved girlfriend because them titties are mine"

by reserved girlfriend September 11, 2016

reservoir cum

The left over cum in his/her belly button when said man came.

Sansa: dude why is there so much cum in my belly button.
Jeoffry: That's called reservoir cum, Sansa.

by AyyyyeSupreme September 13, 2017

special reserve

Semen inside a special girl

I busted in her with my special reserve!

by special-reserve February 29, 2016

rejerkulous

Very ridiculous, worse than retarkulous or redonculous

You borrowed my car without asking and then wrecked it? That's rejerkulous

by squid September 26, 2003

referenced from Sue Johanson

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

by jss26 June 2, 2008