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rectal recreation in the anal arena

when 2 or more guys have a friendly competition in a game of butt darts
"hey jacob, some guys are having rectal recreation later if you want to join in"
by bob dole October 5, 2004
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Recession Job

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.
I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.
by My Recession Job May 9, 2011
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Immaculate Deception

A little-known American Black/Death metal band formed in 1993 by a manic-depressive vocalist David 'Eblis' Bickle and guitarist Tom 'Mammon' Gallagher (the latter was released from prison after an alcohol-related accident at this time). While auditioning in New York the two exchanged ideas but thought nothing of eachother until they met their godsend: brutal percussionist and practicing occultist Gary 'Balrog' Jackson, who instantly recognized their talent and decided that if a band wasn't formed at that point, there would be no justice in the world. Not long after the trio took up tracveling and auditioning together did they begin to gather converts like a snowball. These included the talented bass player Randal 'Belial' Everson, who just recently graduated from college, and Wolgang 'Azrael' Grubb, whose experimental notions in music theory and keyboarding expertise contributed much to the band's overall sound. The result was one of the most intense and innovative American black metal bands ever formed.

However, Immaculate Deception had difficulty financing itself, and before long tragedy struck, for Bickle committed suicide in 1996, despite his exceptionally talented writing and vocals, he was never quite satisfied with himself or his accomplishments and thus his death robbed the genre of one of it's most talented vocalists.

The rest of the band began to lose morale at this point as well, and the band reached a funk that some say they have never recovered from. In 1999, while on tour, Randal had wandered off into the woods in Maine and has not been seen since. Foul Play is not suspected, but the mystery remains unsolved and the matter is not closed to the FBI. To make matters worse, Gary, though dedicated to Immaculate Deception since it's initial forming, died of a drug overdose in 2000. While Tom and Wolfgang recruited a new singer and bassist, Gallagher attempted to gain more promotion for the band by burning down a church! He did not succeed, but was caught by police and convicted in 2001. Having lost his will to play, 'Azrael' soon found a more promising career in a technical band called Bad Intro (is this a joke? I hope so).

Despite this constant stream of tragedy and inconsistency, Immaculate Deception has proven it's resilience, and with an entirely new line-up is currently active after releasing their latest album "Dreadthorne" which remains true to the band's original sound. The current line-up is:

Satanniel (guitars/vocals)
Geryon (guitars)
Mastema (bass)
Rimmon (drums)
Nisroch (keyboards)
Immaculate Deception will be playing with Metallivore and Asteroid! Watch out and praise Satan!
by Killing Kittens November 2, 2004
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recessionALL

A period of economic distress when ALL losers living pay check to pay check suffer difficult times.
Missy freaked out when gasoline hovered around $4.00 a gallon, realizing she too was a loser living pay check to pay check during these recessionALL times.
by lady xyz June 13, 2008
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Red Dead Redemption 2

A game where the creators would rather focus on making your horses balls shrink instead of giving the game better detail and graphics elsewhere
Little brother: Hey is that a cowboy gta five?!
Me: no its Red Dead Redemption 2
by Uchiha Kirito November 15, 2018
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SHAWshank Redemption

SHAWshank redemption is the act of USC quarterback Conner Shaw coming in off the bench and going beast mode at a critical time to engineer an unforeseen and unpredictable victory over a top 5 team on national television.
Dean "There is no way we can win this game , it's 17-0 after 3 quarters. It sucks that Shaw is too injured to play tonight"

Matt " I hope he is too injured , the last thing I wanna see is a SHAWshank redemption"
by skiptracingclub October 28, 2013
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Economic Recession

Not being able to find a damn parking spot at the mall.

Since when has an economic recession made it hard to find any sort of parking spot resembling thing at the mall?
Due to this economic recession, we had the closest parking spot at the mall was nearly a mile away.
by Concerned Shopper February 28, 2009
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