Puppy Roses

A euphemism for noticeable signs of a female's STD(s), brought to us by the folks at T9 text input.

"Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"

by The Tall Kid August 10, 2009

Puppy

A person who is usually adorable and or innocent in demeanor . They usually have the most adorable laugh with a dorky smile to match- They are almost always smiling and telling jokes, too. It is never a dull moment with them around. Sometimes, these people are often called 'smol beans.'

Person: "Tom Holland is such a puppy!"

Other Person: "I know! Just look at his smile!"

by RedPaladin18 May 17, 2019

Pound Puppy

The child of a law enforcement official, namely a cop.

Officer Dukatzi left work early to pick up donuts for his Pound Puppy.

by Kludwig July 19, 2011

puppy aids

A fictional ailment used as a reference for something that is intensely sad, a superlative for the saddest thing in the universe.

#1: Remember that movie Bambi, when the mom got shot? I cried watching that.

#2: Yeah man, that shit was sadder than puppy aids.

by zampanos protege January 17, 2009

Puppychow

Crack-coated sticky hash-oil gew
Crack-coated Gewballs

Patouli Pete: I think i'm on acid
Dumpster Dan: No way G it's just the Puppychow!

by Bang Bang Nick Lange October 10, 2006

Slush Puppy

The act of ejaculating into a condom, then making your respected lover drink it.

I liked her sooo much, I thought she deserved a slush puppy.

by Hunky-dorry March 15, 2004

Goat Puppy

The act of getting a hickey on ones dick or pelvic region.

Damn that girl gave me head all night, I even got a goat puppy.

by Seeman December 28, 2008