procrastinate
by suhbb May 18, 2022
Sensible guy: Yo, u got to do this homework for tomorrow, ms. Berger is gonna make you do detention
Idiot: meh, i'll do it tomorrow morning
next day
Sensible guy: u haven't done it yet u moron.
Idiot: meh, i'll do it at lunch.
lunch
Sensible guy: BRO WE'VE GOT ENGLISH NEXT AND U HAVEN'T DONE UR HOMEWORK
Idiot: meh, i'll do it in class before she takes in our homework, chill bruh.
Lesson
Sensible guy: Here's my homework miss.
Idiot: Ehhhh....
Ms Berger: detention young procrastinator.
Sensible guy: I told u to not procrastinate.
Idiot: meh, i'll do it tomorrow morning
next day
Sensible guy: u haven't done it yet u moron.
Idiot: meh, i'll do it at lunch.
lunch
Sensible guy: BRO WE'VE GOT ENGLISH NEXT AND U HAVEN'T DONE UR HOMEWORK
Idiot: meh, i'll do it in class before she takes in our homework, chill bruh.
Lesson
Sensible guy: Here's my homework miss.
Idiot: Ehhhh....
Ms Berger: detention young procrastinator.
Sensible guy: I told u to not procrastinate.
by TheGamingSampug April 29, 2018
Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.
I'm procrastinating right now, crap.
I'm procrastinating right now, crap.
by ScooterFox February 17, 2017
by Mandixoxo September 02, 2017
The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.
by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017
Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."
Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"
Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."
Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"
Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."
by Ablrsn April 24, 2017
by King Nosmo September 03, 2020