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bulgarian bench press 

the act of lifting ones partner into the air so that they can fellate them, and as they fellate them, you "bench press" them in the air to move the genitals in and out of their mouth
Alexi preformed the bulgarian bench press on beacon

San Diego Wine Press

The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.
"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."

"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."

"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"

Reverse Mongolian Drill Press 

The female partner's shoulders are on the floor, her back is against the front of a couch and her undercarriage is up in the air. The male partner mounts from a standing position, alternating between the pink hole to the stink hole while spiraling in a counterclockwise direction.
Well doctor, La Fawnduh insisted that I give her a Reverse Mongolian Drill Press, and it was wonderful...But I think I sprained my penis.

I’ll alert the press 

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.
I’ll alert the press by gl.dot August 12, 2023

I’ll alert the press 

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.
I’ll alert the press by gl.dot August 12, 2023

Santa Barbara News-Press 

The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932.
On July 21, 2023, the Santa Barbara News-Press' owner, Ampersand Publishing LLC, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. The July 21 edition of the paper was the last as Wendy McCaw said all of the jobs were eliminated and the paper had no money to issue final paychecks.