Poopy Penguin

A sexual act in which the female first has her arms tied to the wall and is then gagged so she cannot speak. She then shits on the mans dick and he proceeds to fuck her. Because the squishing sound is so disgustingshe starts to flap her arms and moan, much like a penguin. hence the name, "poopy penguin"

last night i did the poopy penguin to this girl, she threw up.

i asked this girl if she wanted to do the poopy penguin and she said only if we get morgan freeman to narrate

by awa March 28, 2007

Penguin Oasis

First, there was Club Penguin, then came Penguin Oasis. PenguinOasis.com is a completely freeCPPS (Club Penguin Private Server) that replicates Club Penguin, but contains more features such a Custom Skin Creator, Background Creator, Size, Customizable Igloo NPCs, and much more! On Penguin Oasis you can play multiplayer games, find an online relationship, customize your igloo & outfit, and have fun by meeting other penguins across the world. The server was initially birthed in 2013, and then returned several times across the years now staying for good. Spend your day at the Oasis.

Man, I really want to login to Penguin Oasis and find myself an egirlfriend!

Scenario:
Penguin 1: Let's play Find Four, I need credits!
Penguin 2: Hahah, ok whatever you say Penguin 1... I'm gonna win!
Penguin 3: Can I play?
Penguin 1: No.
Penguin2: No.
Penguin 3: Ok bye lol

by Michaellolx3 May 3, 2018

penguins

adj. something that is both awesome and completely off-subject. A brilliant way to replace "random" which has lost all meaning and descended into becoming a faux-pas to many people.

Person 1)"Pancakes are fun"
Person 2)"I love urbandictionary.com!"
Person 1)"That is so penguins."

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

penguinium

The theory that the universe is made up of an infinite amount of hot dogs that are the size of atoms.

The formula for water is actually hotdog2hotdog proves that water is actually hotdogs, therefore proving penguinium.

by Interplodation January 12, 2009

Penguin Pete

In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.

Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.

Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?

Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis

Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-

Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.

Guy 1: ....

by Dujac0 January 12, 2009

Penguin Jeans

jeans that are so tight you can't walk right and kinda waddle instead

I so screwed! I parked at the other end of the lot and I'm in my penguin jeans.

by TheOriginalCareBear April 11, 2009

Penguin heaven

The heaven you go to if you are a penguin of course. It should be terrible when you die but fear not! Penguins get to live forever in this land called penguin heaven, and the most exciting thing about it, is that it is made of ice cream! So much ice cream in so many flavours it's like an ice cream version of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory! Yay ice cream!!

Ah, it's a shame i have to go... but woop woop i'm a penguin so therefore i can go to penguin heaven and eat infinity tonnes of ice cream foreverrr :D

by penguinravers...j+e May 5, 2010