I pretend I do not see

When something bad or something that must be kept a secret happens you pretend you didn’t see it at all.

girl a: *kicks man in da balls*
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”

by penis enlargement serum December 28, 2020

Preben

Norwegian slang for a very fat man

Bro youre such a Preben you always eat

by Preben.daniel.simensen May 6, 2020

Prekend

Drinks and general merriment celebrating and leading up to the weekend! Usually begins Friday any time after noon.

"Wanna drink?" "Why not, it's the prekend!"

by Sherbombs October 6, 2011

canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

by nick greca March 26, 2009

Present

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

dirty present

pulling out and coming all over a girls chest and face.

Susie wasnt on the pill so i had to give her the dirty present.

by Rob August 3, 2005

Preendeco

A band name, derived from the color purple and green, and the word "deco" from art deco. Band members include Mirahaizza Galuego (Aizza) and Justine Lopez (Teenie).

"Mann, Preendeco is the best band in the world."

by Just another Preendeco fan :] February 28, 2009