hysterical pregnancy

A psychological disorder where one wants so badly to be pregnant that one actually believes one is.

The members of N'Sync were hospitalized and treated for hysterical pregnancy, that shit is whack.

by moPop July 20, 2008

preggers

A word that's fucking retarded and you should never use. It means pregnant.

Never say this word in public unless you want your ass kicked.

by why should i have a name? May 21, 2005

pregger

A pregger is a female human who is with child. As the abdominal bulge becomes more obvious, the individual's status may change to "wicked pregger."

Wicked preggers are a dime a dozen over in suitcase city, and most will let you drink their milk, for a price.

by robot October 13, 2003

ass pregnancy

Though often considered biologically impossible, it has been reported that anal conceptions have occurred due to good old unprotected buttfucking.

After suffering from a bout of morning sickness, Bobby learned of his ass pregnancy with the use of a home pregnancy test.

by Berto2112 October 14, 2008

16 and pregnant

A show on MTV profiling the lives of teen girls (all from either the south or midwest and all from working-class backgrounds) and how fucked up their lives become after getting pregnant. About 90% of the show's content features the girls arguing and swearing at their parents and/or baby daddy about stupid shit (shows how harsh pregnancy hormones hit) or breaking down at the stress of having fucked without a rubber.

This show is like junk food for the mind a la The Jerry Springer Show/Maury. It is to TV what cash4gold is to fine jewelers, or what University of Phoenix is to the Ivy League.

16 and Pregnant is the next generation of trash TV.

by ConservatismSucks June 2, 2010

Preggers

A slang term for pregnant. It is used usually by men, often dismissing the importance of pregnancy. Commonly used in a joke fashion.

Woman #1: Hank we need to talk.
Hank Moody: Oh shit, your not preggers are you?

by CalifornicationFan December 11, 2009

Pregnant Roller Skate

A 1970s CB slang for Volkswagen (VW) Beetle

Back in my trucker days in the 70s, we used to call Volkswagen Beetle cars, Pregnant Roller Skates.

by ghostqueen September 24, 2013