pretzelsoverpeople

the funniest, most georgous person you will ever meet. the best instagram creator you will ever meet

“pretzelsoverpeople is the best”

by olive.girl November 23, 2021

pretzel fight

six men intertwining their penises

hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?

sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised

by slay.xyr December 18, 2021

Pretzel nest

A deep bellybutton with lint and a pretzel ball in it.

Look at that cute little pretzel nest your body made.

by Redshorts69 February 10, 2022

pretzer

Pretzer: The embodiment of overpromising and under delivering

Dude, don’t pull a Pretzer on me
You’re such a Pretzer, Bryan

by Tofu Tod April 7, 2022

Pretzel

When three individuals are such a fit that their chemistry is freaking dreamy. A perfect pretzel. You suddenly crave pretzel every damn day.

Fuck I miss you guys *pretzel emoji*
Craving pretzels right now

by Gruauleo_curly$! April 13, 2022

Pretzel

Whenever a man named Lyle camp tries to murder an actress with an 3 day old pretzel.

Lyle killed Mila by death by food poisoning of pretzels

by hejahsgs April 20, 2022

Pretzel

Whenever a skyzone manager attempts murder on a female actress while shooting a hollywood movie

The manager killed the girl by poisoning by pretzel

by hejahsgs April 20, 2022