Pot Plato

Someone who begins spouting cheap philosophy whenever they get high.

Everyone at the party knew Garrett was a Pot Plato so they ignored him when he started ranting about life's lack of meaning.

by CriticalCat420 December 21, 2009

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pot-sneaker

A friend or relative who clandestinely smokes pot. Its especially relevant when other around them are smoking or have smoked but the "pot-sneaker" chooses to smoke alone. Its theorized that pot-sneakers crave the high but abhor the social implications.

While Lois and I were in the basement enjoying our buzz, my boyfriend Christian was upstairs smoking pot alone! He's such a pot-sneaker!

by free-range fuzzy January 9, 2008

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Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

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Crumpter Pot

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.

"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"

by Mike Trom March 30, 2009

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Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.

The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.

by nodistortion March 14, 2022

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Jammed Pot

In the game of Poker, a "Jammed Pot" refers to a pot (the place where bets are made on a poker table) that has been raised the maximum number of times.

Whoever wins the jammed pot will become the new chip leader.

by Giskard March 22, 2005

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