Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.
You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.
by Irishbackrub February 07, 2017
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Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.
The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.
by nodistortion March 14, 2022
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flamingo pot

I would love to peck her flamingo pot
by Poochalski March 05, 2014
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Pot Plato

Someone who begins spouting cheap philosophy whenever they get high.
Everyone at the party knew Garrett was a Pot Plato so they ignored him when he started ranting about life's lack of meaning.
by CriticalCat420 December 22, 2009
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ped pot

A ped pot is something Pedalvael7654 created on Minecraft Windows 10 Edition. It is where you miss your pot and throw it back to his hometown, which is FALLENTECH.
Me: "HAHA PED POT"
Ped: "Crying"
by pedpot December 04, 2021
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Shizzle Pot

A “Shizzle Pot” is the term used by humans to define a lazy ugly shihtzu.
by Xzdgybf April 08, 2022
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pot's unplugged

of or relating to a state of disarray, possibly leading to questionable decisions in the workplace; characterized by low attention and/or low blood caffeine levels
When James asked a question at the meeting that had literally been answered 30 seconds prior, Susie exclaimed, "His pot's unplugged today!"
by mellows2019forLyfe May 24, 2018
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