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ohio hot pocket

where you go up to a person from behin (preferably a female) hug them still from behind while sneakaly putting ur dick into their pocket and you pee creating a warm sensation (hot pocket)
sally pissed me off so i snuck up and gave her an ohio hot pocket
by dave cheppel September 20, 2006
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Fem-pocalypse

Fem-pocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women
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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.
by GlennyJ December 17, 2013
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Pocket watcher

Pocket watcher- basically a hater or someone who wants to pursue the same wealth you have. Start off by watching your pockets and trying to be like you.
Better watch out for them pocket watchers.
by Shelovesjpapii April 9, 2017
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condom pocket

a very small pocket on an article of clothing, named because the only practical use it seems to have is for holding condoms.
- hahahaha nice condom pocket, dude.
- thanks man.
by dc916 May 26, 2004
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Titty Pocket

The pocket on an overshirt thats by the titty
dude just put it in your titty pocket...
by Phatpat420 January 18, 2008
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Pocket beer

A beer placed in a pocket for future drinkage. Created by Mike O'Leary while hiking through Baird's Creek, WI
We're going outside? Better grab a pocket beer!
by DildoBuyer April 5, 2016
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pocal

A term often used at Marist College meaning a Poughkeepsie local.
Filthy pocal: Yea I’m commuting next year because of how close I live.

Everyone else: Shut up ya filthy pocal
by Tree Lover February 7, 2019
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