by arson_investigator October 31, 2021
Get the pimp nailsmug. A Gorilla Pimp uses psychological abuse and physical abuse in order to influence his hoes. Gorilla pimps have also been known to get their bitches hooked on addictive substances as another method of controlling his hoes. If a bitch isn't turning tricks and giving the gorilla pimp all the money, then she will get beat up or won't be given smack and she will get dope sick. A gorilla pimp is all stick and no carrot. Whereas a finesse pimp uses smooth talk and strings his bitches along to think they will settle down.
Michael Mearan was a vile gorilla pimp, from a small economically downtrodden town in southern Ohio town named Portsmouth, that ran an underground prostitution ring where he used his gorilla pimping skills to make them hoes bring him money from all the tricks that they turned. Due to the corrupt local government and police he wan't charged with his crimes until his golden years and died never facing punishment for his crimes.
by DetroitRed May 29, 2022
Get the Gorilla Pimpmug. Your ability to control your ho's. Or the control of your pimpin business. A pimp hand can be strong or weak. Keep your pimp hand strong.
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
Get the Pimp Handmug. well...it really don't matter how many fingers you use. just remember that it's the back of the hand. not the palm. using the palm is the bitch slap. the back of the hand is the pimp slap.
How to preform:
While VERY angry, extend the right arm across your chest in a 90 degree angle. Tighten you bicepts, and Swing to the right with full SPEED, aiming for the cheek.
the goal is to connect as much of the back of your hand with as much force as possible.
How to preform:
While VERY angry, extend the right arm across your chest in a 90 degree angle. Tighten you bicepts, and Swing to the right with full SPEED, aiming for the cheek.
the goal is to connect as much of the back of your hand with as much force as possible.
by adrian November 27, 2003
Get the pimp slapmug. by Alligator iz October 23, 2008
Get the Pimp Godmug. The blue tent at the Stew where the overwhelmingly badass runners dish out the hate while trashin the white man. Their rugged good looks and undeniable swag are enough to attract even the toughest of opponents. It is said that rivers of orgasms can be seen trickling from the insides of this legendary tent. Travelling to the Pimp Shack is quite easy, despite popular opinion that is impossible to find. Just follow the sound of hands hitting the sides of bitches faces and you know you are close.
"What is THAT?" - Male Runner 1
"I spy the pimp shack, over yonder ridge!" - Male Runner 2
"God why are they so swagtastic" - Male Runner 1
"Oh my god i'm wet" - Female Runner 1
"I know why... we are close to the Pimp Shack" - Female Runner 2
"I spy the pimp shack, over yonder ridge!" - Male Runner 2
"God why are they so swagtastic" - Male Runner 1
"Oh my god i'm wet" - Female Runner 1
"I know why... we are close to the Pimp Shack" - Female Runner 2
by Viva El Prestono September 19, 2010
Get the Pimp Shackmug. idiots wearing slippers in public places. Obviously promoting an 'I'm too lazy and too cool to wear real shoes, you should worship my every step' cause.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.
Jeff: Look out honey! A herd of slipper pimps are coming! Quick let's duck into the food court!
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.
by jingerotomy April 2, 2008
Get the slipper pimpsmug.