pet peeve

something a teacher says you can't do because it is annoying, but more often than not you could really care less.
jimmy, don't tap your pencil, you know it's a real pet peeve of mine.
by ninjadan April 16, 2006
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chia pets

when u agree to something and are happy about it .
girl : u wanna fuck ?

boy : chia pets!
by chodeiusmaximus October 18, 2008
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HEE HEE PET PET

"HEE HEE PET PET" is the near-incoherent inner babble of a person who is engaging in pleasurable physical activity (petting) with one of their chosen gender, more than likely for the first time in a long time; this can refer not only to the exclamation but to the activity itself.
Glenda found herself somewhat dazed as Marshall kissed her, the words "HEE HEE PET PET!" running through her sex-starved mind.
by Jess Park February 22, 2004
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Pet The Kitty

Flap caught his brother Poot petting the kitty last night. The door was wide open and he was wearing nothing more than socks and a baseball cap. Poot loves to Pet The Kitty.
by Xx Seaman xX January 3, 2009
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pet the giraffe

Person 1"dude i had to pet the giraffe last night and....."
Person 2"dude i dont want to know"
by Ur mom watches u June 11, 2006
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Teacher's Pet

Student in a school, with sexual relations for a teacher. They always talk to teachers, get away with everything, and stuff. They sleep in a hamster cage in the teacher's bedroom, ejaculating in the water bowl while waiting for the teacher to go to bed and have sex with them.
Student 1: Have you seen that teacher's pet?
Student 2: Yeah, that's why he isn't a virgin!
by corpse on a stick November 9, 2017
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petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them
He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!
by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012
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