fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo

Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.

by Redd2357 November 27, 2019

twirling penguins

wasting time

i just spent three hours twirling penguins

by nothingologist1 April 28, 2011

Kevin Penguin

A Kevin Penguin is a type of Animal. He likes to play CSGO, Fortnite, Minecraft and Terraria on the weekends. He doesn't like it when people call him trash because he has anger issues. Often sleeps with his brother. Known to be gay he sneaks around girls and charming them making them fall in love with him. A Kevin penguin isn't a fun guy to be around. He often attacks people around him by Dong Chiming his friends or commonly known as Thousand years of Death. Overall a Kevin Penguin likes to play games and is a pervert.

"Kevin Penguin is trash at fortni......."

by US Gouverment May 31, 2020

bat penguin

A fucking awesome dude when he talks to you... #RAWR

Dude look its Bat Penguin!! Holy Shit he's talking!! #HISTORICALMOMENT

by Catrina Stump February 23, 2015

Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.

"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!

by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018

lesbian penguin

A female penguin who is a lesbian so it fucks other female penguins so it's kinda like a human lesbian

Male penguin:woah look at that penguin she's hot

Friend of male penguin:don't dude that's a lesbian penguin

Male penguin:FUCK

by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019

louisiana penguin

When a black man of Cajun descent has sex with a petite white girl while standing up. The black and white mixture resembles a penguin.

Beadreaux gave Sara a Louisiana penguin yesterday, it was pretty sweet.

by Penguin Louisiana May 30, 2017