Patriotism 

Right after 9/11, almost everyone in the US all of a sudden loved America. They were wearing flag shirts, hats, the flag itself, flag painted cars and trucks (more trucks than anything). On July 4 before 911, these people would put put their flag on their door, front yard or whatever and the day after, take it down. But boy, right after 911, they were spouting "fuck those arabs, I'm American", keeping that flag up 24/7. It really is sad because the people who all of a sudden became this patriotic after 911 should have been patriotic all along. Patriotism was being practiced by people who never really gave a shit before. They are also the ones who believe that everything that happened on 911 was all done by a terrorist group thousand of miles away.

911 believer: My flag is so cool, this is real patriotism. I got my flag car, and all the other bullshit poser patriotic stuff to show I'm down with the US.

Patriotism by Beerian February 20, 2008

pawtucket patriot 

a fictional beer created by sean mcfarlane and family guy. the people of rhode island do not drink this beer, only peter griffin.

only peter griffin drinks it

pawtucket patriot by obie trice September 18, 2004

Patriot room 

Where all the various denizens of the Patriot live when they're not busy serving as minions of Satan. Most of the time is spent looking at vulgar sites on the Internet (including this one), trying to convince certain women that colors DO in fact exist (dammit they do), arguing with each other, conspiring against each other, unloading their sick personal problems on the few male writers that still haven't fled in abject terror (talking about PMS - GROSS) and occasionally doing work when the Patriot members aren't too busy fucking around (on the table, that is).

The Patriot room kicks ass when we aren't busy watching the Nick Berg video over and over again, and making the whole room listen to our sick stories of how we got date-raped by our 30-year-old boyfriends.

Patriot room by Unreal Tournament 2004 June 7, 2004

Patriot Patrol 

In the video game Grand Theft Auto IV you steal the hummer with the US flag style paint job, drive down the sidewalk, and run over as many people as possible. The vehicle can also be used to ram and destroy as many other cars, lamp post, fire hydrants and prostitutes as possible.

NOTE: this is a VIDEO GAME and I in no way mean to encourage anyone to steal, destroy, or kill.

Sweet! I found a hummer.. time for some patriot patrol!!

Patriot Patrol by GTA IV Patriot March 5, 2011

Patriot 

Noun: A term that once meant you were honorable and loved your country. Today it means you’re a racist asshole. When you hear “I’m a patriot,” you can be sure something racist was said or is about to be said.

Joe: “I hate these fucking Mexicans taking our jobs and their dreamer kids not leaving too.”

Bill: “joe, that’s racist, stupid and unneeded.”

Joe:”No, Bill, it’s not! I am a patriot! Excuse me while I got fuck my sister and make America great again.”

Patriot by SatansWarBoner May 24, 2018

patriot 

bru so instead of using “period” use patriot bc it sounds cooler.

“and i said ‘bitch that’s on patriot’ and won my argument”

patriot by Zaddy Nye June 11, 2020

Residual Patriotism 

Setting off fireworks left over from the 4th of July, sometimes as long as four months after the holiday. Such actions can often be irritating, distracting, nerve wracking, or in unusual cases, soothing.

I was sitting here when I heard a bunch of explosions. I looked outside to see the neighbors throwing firecrackers. I guess they were releasing some of their Residual Patriotism.

Bob: Hey Frank, you have any plans for the weekend?
Frank: Nah, I think I'm gonna go down to the creek and release some Residual Patriotism.
Bob: It's 20°F out!

Residual Patriotism by HatMan! July 8, 2009