patchouli

An oil commonly used by dirty hippies to cover up the fact that they haven't bathed in weeks.

"Get your patchouli stench away from me!"

by Crimson Winged Avenger January 17, 2004

soul patch

A small tuft of male facial hair located in the center below the lower lip; universally identifying the wearer as a complete douchebag and sexually impotent unless the wearer is a virtuoso heterosexual jazz musician.

Check out Ryan's new soul patch. He must have totally given up on ever getting laid by a woman again!

"Why don't you grow a soul patch?"
"Duh? Do I look like a douche?"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 25, 2010

patches

An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses in black and has a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is hot as hell.

You are so unique, you must know patches.

by patcheslover March 15, 2005

Patchouli

The pungent oil of the Asian plant pogostemon cablin. The first time you smell it you ask,"what's that!?" The second time you smell it you ask, "why hasn't that been banned?"

I'd rather she wore chipotle than patchouli.

by John TD September 17, 2010

Patching

The act of visiting one or multiple pumpkin patches in a given day.

Chris: Hey, you have any plans this weekend?
Allison: No. You?
Chris: Me and a couple friends are going patching. Why don't you come with us?

by DeeMo September 26, 2014

PARSLEY PATCH

the female pubic hair

My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!

by weave March 27, 2003

tobacco patch

a patch of hair some men have in the small of the back just above or extending down the anal crevice.

"...that guy had a thick tobacco patch just begging to be tended, and I wanted to plow it with my tongue."

by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004