An ex-Mormon who now strips to cover the cost of lawyers and legal proceedings for his six divorced wives. He is characterized by his greasy brown hair that tickles his buttcrack, a saggy, wrinkled stomach that has seen better times, pepperoni nipples that are mostly hidden by a thick mat of curly, graying chest hair, and a sparkly g-string that accentuates his pimpled butt. However, upon entering the club ones eyes cannot help but pass over these features and settle on the most distinctive: his whopping sea cucumber. The g-string has the appearance of a racing strip as it fails to conceal his wriggling anaconda.
Person 1: "Damn, look at that Pabeth Flabanabba over there..."
Person 2: "I can't stop looking at that package. His poor wives...."
Person 2: "I can't stop looking at that package. His poor wives...."
by urmomxox April 20, 2018
Get the Pabeth Flabanabba mug.A term that denotes a chubby little boy with a 10.57 millimeter dick. He is often mistaken for an autistic bonobo on drugs and maybe a little insane. It is often said that when Pabluxis was conceived, the sperm that fertilized his egg was smoking weed when it penetrated the shell of his opioid-addicted egg. When he was born, his parents were so disappointed in the size of his dick that they cast him off to the side of the road in the middle of a small village in Nigeria. He is also a wannabe hipster who has little to no fashion sense except for plaid flannel shirts and floppy beanies.
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The craziest/chillest muthafucka to ever live. Considerably the most overpowered character in video games history.Pablo is one of the main characters in the popular computer game, Backyard Baseball, by selecting this character as your player, you almost guaranteed yourself an easy victory in this game. Pablo is known for his insane home runs and mighty crack of his bat.
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