Porter

Walking into the bathroom, with towel on only, and deciding to only brush your teeth and wash your hands instead of a shower.

Nah, i just did a Porter

by SuMReAlShIt November 12, 2010

Porter

A beautiful, green suburb in the Northern part of Houston, Texas. Filled with forests and beautiful scenic views. Home to the amazing snow cone shop "Porter Snow Balls." Comparitively better than a pathetic suburb in California called Gardena.

Why would you live in Gardena, when you can live in Porter?

Porter whoops Gardena's butt!

by cool1234567beans October 22, 2010

porter

A name given to the janitor. Porter Industries is the janitorial service in this area.

The porters will clean that up. Don't worry about it.

by Almighty_AL May 14, 2006

porterican credit card

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

by Ellusionist January 21, 2007

Op Sgt. Porter

A constant reminder to rat-ties that their mommies and daddies left them in Hell and that it's cadre fun time (i.e. no more cakes and cookies and num nums;) easily excited by dead baby jokes; can be identified by a very distinguished but unclear cadence, e.g. "heft, hite."

"Does Op Sgt. Porter have a speech impediment because I couldn't understand a word he was saying!"

by Rat-ties May 16, 2008

Harry Pooter

A slang term for a woman with a hairy vagina.

That hippie girl is a real Harry Pooter!

by Big Poppa Chump November 15, 2004

Porter

Porter is a term used to describe a person who is extremely into himself and his ego. A porter will often act this way due to a deep down insecurity with himself, and feels he must equal himself to others by only talking about himself. Most porters are retarded, but most of the time act very intellectual, even if what they are saying makes no sense whatsoever. A porter will most likely find one place in the world to make his name, then obsess over the place forever, and when leaving this place, will realize his flaws and immediately seek out a way to return. A porter will usually have others help him succeed, then brag about the accomplishments for the longest time. Most porters will become addicts of some sort (pain killers, cocaine, meth, etc.) in order to increase his social reputation. In most cases studied, a porter will one day realize he is very insignificant in the world and will ultimately fail in life. This day is known as "AP-Day" in a porter's life, which of course stands for "accepting pathetic-ness day". Many modern day porters have been known to use online social networks as a gateway to increase their ego by "news feed whoring", or involving himself in every post in his newsfeed, thinking he is friends with everyone. To be a porter is a sad, sad thing indeed.

Jacob: "Is that kid really bragging about how his dad got him accepted to that college?"

Jim: "Thats not even the worst part, that kid has literally been raping my news feed for the past 3 months only talking about himself!"

Jacob: "What a fuckin Porter."

Jim: "I couldn't have said it better myself."

by A.Boston.P December 14, 2010