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Pleanus

When a male or female requests a penis in a formal way
Businessman - “ sir you are looking creamalitios pleanus be my friend” *wink
by Erikgouge February 19, 2022
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Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.
Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds
by Nion_YT May 8, 2022
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Plearny

Dang she looks good she’s a Plearny for real
by Hot emo December 10, 2022
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please delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.
I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?
by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023
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homie please

Nigga please for those who want to be gangsta without being non-PC.
Some moron wrote "Homie please" on our lunch table.
by junkyard prince October 18, 2003
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guilty pleasure friend

That one friend you love and have a great time hanging out with but would not introduce to your core group of friends.
She's about to take the bar exam, but i know of you met her, she would annoy the fuck out of you. She gets too hyper when we hang out. Honestly she's great to hang out with one one one. But I know you won't like her. She's my guilty pleasure friend.
by ThatOneAsianWoman July 1, 2015
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Child please

1) To blow/brush off or disregard someone’s statement
1) Paula: Jesse looks really good nowadays

Jessica: CHILD PLEASE. He still living with his momma
by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020
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