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lip lawn

A very thick, full bodied mustache that is well taken care of. In most cases taken care of more than any other part of that persons body and or life.
"Hey do you remember that creepy guy with the sweet lip lawn that did our taxes at H&R block?...well I just saw him on the news arrested for child pornography"
by Freelee09 November 24, 2015
mugGet the lip lawnmug.

lawn chocolate

the piles of dog shit found in the lawn
Dont let the kids eat the lawn chocolate while im gone
by T_1 June 21, 2010
mugGet the lawn chocolatemug.

lawn missile

An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.
Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."
by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012
mugGet the lawn missilemug.
This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.
Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020
mugGet the National piss on your parents lawn daymug.

The Anything Lawn

It is the in between of lawns.
"I guess I'll call the Anything Lawn."
by BisexualBroccoli October 27, 2020
mugGet the The Anything Lawnmug.

Mowed her lawn

When you chew off her pubes during sex
I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn
by Thisnibba January 15, 2020
mugGet the Mowed her lawnmug.

lawn noodle

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!
by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018
mugGet the lawn noodlemug.

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