Oppoontunity

The unexpected chance to get laid.

When the girl told Chris how bad she wanted him, he took advantage of the oppoontunity.

by Tiny Timoteo May 16, 2013

oppobitch

A term used for a girl who thinks she is nice and that her enemy is not, but in reality neither is nice. Comes from the words "opposite" and "bitch".

Becky: Tori is so mean! I'm so nice, why does she pick on me? Stupid slut.

Lola: Just try to get along.
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Tori: Becky is so mean! I'm so nice, why does she pick on me? Dumb bitch.
Lola: Just try to get along.
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Amber: Wow. They both think they're the good one.
Lola: Yeah, but both are the bad one. They're oppobitches.

by AwesomazingWordInventor September 16, 2013

opportunityholic

The next level after being opportunistic. Opportunityholics usually spend their time looking for opportunities and can't decide what opportunities to leave, they need to seize every single one out there.

Richard Branson is an opportunityholic

by MACMAS October 30, 2013

Opporpoonity

The opportunity to get laid.

Dude, Jill and I made out all night i think i had an opporpoonity.

by Dingleberry69ya February 12, 2015

Oppositation

When two people, usually friends, recognize that they have opposing view points on a topic yet they do not argue over the issue.

You like coke and I like Pepsi, there's that oppositation thing again.

by pandora September 12, 2014

oppostoner

The opposite of a normal stoner (or anyone who gets or has gotten high). They do not get cheery and feel like They are floating but in reality they get sad and sometimes start crying. They do not have to do this every time they get high to be called an oppostoner.

Wow she was such an opostoner, all she did was cry and talk about all of her problems. StonerThe opposite of a normal stoner (or anyone who gets or has gotten high). They do not get cheery and feel like They are floating but in reality they get sad and sometimes start crying. They do not have to do this every time they get high to be called an oppostoner.

by DemonicBabbies June 14, 2015

oppostoner

The opposite of a normal stoner (or anyone who gets or has gotten high). They do not get cheery and feel like They are floating but in reality they get sad and sometimes start crying. They do not have to do this every time they get high to be called an oppostoner.

Wow she was such an opostoner, all she did was cry and talk about all of her problems. StonerThe opposite of a normal stoner (or anyone who gets or has gotten high). They do not get cheery and feel like They are floating but in reality they get sad and sometimes start crying. They do not have to do this every time they get high to be called an oppostoner.

by DemonicBabbies June 14, 2015