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pudding rag

a disgusting cloth covered in a thick viscus coating of feces and semen. a pudding rag is usually obtained by the process of a man wiping his ass, then masturbating with the cloth. it is possibly the most disgusting thing on the planet.
haha, i just gaged tom with a day old pudding rag
by mike mud-bone December 26, 2008
mugGet the pudding ragmug.

Rag in a bag

Contrary to what you assume based on the title. A Rag in a bag is quite simply a rag in a bag.
James: Hey dude, I found a rag in a bag, and give it to my little sister for her birthday!

Evan: That shits weak bro.
by Jimbobbyjones February 23, 2010
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Rag water

Any kind of alcoholic beverage that is bound to leave you in rags (Gin, Whiskey, Brandy, you name it).
"And the clock ticks out like a dripping faucet
Till you're full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin"
by Renderizer January 12, 2009
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spunk rag

a piece of clothing designated to catching a nut as opposed to letting it land on your computer.
Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."

Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"

Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."

"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
by Poison Dart II August 24, 2009
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Rag Week

(Everything Umbongo says is 80% true and 100% funny, but he could have added:) RAG WEEK is traditionally a part of the British university calendar. It is a fund-raising week for the poor and disadvantaged (not themselves), where students try to palm off funny writings, and (say) push toilets along the main street of town, swallow ugly-looking fluids, or try to set up new Guinness records for bedhopping, for fun and public cash. Errrr, but apart from that usual stuff, they give some of the resulting money to local or larger charitable organisations, such as the SLC (Student Loans Company).
A: So what are you doing for Rag Week?
B: I think I'll just stay in bed.
A: Have you got sponsorship for that?
B: No, but I have got a whoppin hangover.
by kofi May 15, 2003
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spooge-rag

Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.
Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
mugGet the spooge-ragmug.

fag rag

a newspaper focusing on gay issues
the village voice is the only mainstream fag rag- i can't even count the pics of chicks with dicks in there
by mung April 25, 2003
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