Nut-tella

Just like regular Nutella, but with a salty surprise.

Chocolate 69 grams
Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres

Nut-tella Serves 1

by PedoBear3000 August 8, 2019

nut licker

Extremely lazy person. One who lies around all day doing nothing; similar to a lazy dog licking his nuts.

Stop licking your nuts you worthless fucker.
Stop being lazy you fucking nut licker.

by Long Gil Silver February 14, 2010

Nut Gremlins

Un-timely urge to scratch your genitals when either in polite company or other inappropriate situation.

He was stood in line to meet the Queen and his nut gremlins were tickling so bad he thought he would pass out.

by Steve Ambrose-Leigh November 24, 2007

NUT TUGGER

When you're having sex and the girl is on top and she reaches back and tugs on your sack. She can also run her long fingernails all over it while tugging.

Erin was riding the hell out of me last night and then she reahed back and grabbed my boys. I didn't know she was a nut tugger too!

by Tony August 19, 2004

chin nuts

A common misconception is that laying nuts on one's chin will produce 'chin nuts,' when in reality, it will only result in a dick in one's mouth.

"Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
would those be chin nuts?"

"Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!"

by blackfox026 December 29, 2007

butts to nuts

incredibly crowded

The pool hall was butts to nuts so we left.

by Nigga B April 25, 2003

Nut Rust

Slang for having a pair of very dirty balls. Can be from excessive sweating or dirty activities, such as rolling around in the sand.

Frank:oh its been a long day, i could use a real good blowjob, and maybe some ball-sucking.

Jane:No way,get a god-damn shower, cause you got nut rust.

by Milkman2313 October 12, 2008