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Garage Sale

When people try to make a profit off of objects/junk they never bought themselves.
Person 1: (hangs up sign for garage sale)
Person 2: I'd better get out of here, this is starting to look like a Garage Sale
by Shuastereno October 23, 2012
mugGet the Garage Salemug.

garabage sale

a yard sale or garage sale to make a little money by selling things you should have thrown in the garbage
I'm having a garabage sale to keep from going to the dump...
by goldwingnut March 19, 2011
mugGet the garabage salemug.

garage sale me

when a person tries to pawn off their crap on you from either their cube at work when they clean it out or from home because they are too lazy to get rid of it themselves.
Dude, no I don't want your poster of a cat "hanging in there." Stop trying to garage sale me your crap.

Dude, stop trying to garage sale me your old "recylce" bumper sticker. I don't want your crap.
by downwithgilmore July 8, 2009
mugGet the garage sale memug.

sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.
Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
mugGet the sales and cervixmug.

sales-dupont

Fat man who thinks he is athletic when he is fat
Your so full of yourself you must be a Sales-Dupont
by Family name definitoons July 24, 2016
mugGet the sales-dupontmug.

carter sales

The best friend that i got but can forget some things that he knows.
OMG! Its carter sales by bff's!
by i love apple pie! November 16, 2017
mugGet the carter salesmug.

Sales are hard

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.
Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
mugGet the Sales are hardmug.

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