Arguably the most legendary man East of the Mississippi. Not only does this man attract females of all nationalities but his 6’2 Russian look got him on Vogue male of the year billboard 2011. Major accomplishments of his include throwing a football 64 yards and nearly getting petit larceny for stealing free breakfast sandwiches. Legend has it he has the keys to Scottsville, NY and has a gravesite already paid for in LeRoy, NY.
YO DUDE ITS TREY ISSACS
by Trey Issacs Worshiper December 03, 2020
Trey is a awesome person who is loving, respectful, kind and a wonderful listener. He is very athletic and one of the best athletes you will meet. Trey also takes great care of his family and puts them first.
by yessssirdaddy November 22, 2021
Evan: "Haha! Look how short Trey Enns is, what a midget!"
Trey Enns: "Hey! That isn't so nice of you, big nose!"
Trey Enns: "Hey! That isn't so nice of you, big nose!"
by BRDBLS February 08, 2025
Saucy trey is very saucy
by Dhdbnsns September 23, 2019
An overweight mostly pale child that will not loose his virginity till the age of 47, he has a very small and sad penis with floppy ass cheeks
by The guy doing 69 with your mom November 02, 2019
A sexy man with an interest in girls with the name starting in L he also has the dreamiest eyes and is annoying but funny
Don't u love trey malone
by psst water 259 April 10, 2017