by Mr. 365 February 8, 2023
Get the jumpers mug.The Nail Jumper is a sex move that is so technologically advanced that its only available for use in the future. It works like as if the girl turns into hornet from Hollow Knight Silk song, and the male turns into the Knight and with the girl's newfound powers that she has manifested from this AAA masterpiece of a game she performs a jump hit combo on the man until he explodes into the orange goo that they release then the women sucks it all up into her vagina and then after 9 months she gives birth to clones of the male full born and ready and keeps repeating the process and then the male clones then proceed to viciously with no mercy skull fuck her until she has all types of viruses and starts to shit out her organs and then with her body they make an identical clone for all the male clones to have then the process keeps continuing.
Tyreese: "Yo I just witnessed The Nail Jumper be complete in full rotation and it was amazing I might wanna get in on it.
Tyrone: " Not with out me nigga I've been wanting to do that since I was made a clone.
Tyreese: Aight bet that then Nigga.
Tyrone: " Not with out me nigga I've been wanting to do that since I was made a clone.
Tyreese: Aight bet that then Nigga.
by Stormomen7700 November 19, 2025
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Get the varrio jumper mug.That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck
John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"
Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."
Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"
John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."
Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."
Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"
John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."
Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
by JDMF March 5, 2024
Get the Conversation jumper mug.The term used colloquially for time travellers. 'Jumper' is used interchangeably.
Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.
Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.
"You're a jumper too?! Finally! I've been meaning to ask someone else to help calibrate my classified".
"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"
"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."
"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"
"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"
"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."
"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024
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