Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).
Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.
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1. Kissing someone's neck without fully swallowing a mouthful of nuts.
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).
1. "Don't nut neck me with that cashew breath!"
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."
3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."
4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."
3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."
4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."
by Muh Ken Zee May 9, 2011
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by JJ Plant October 22, 2014
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by Mamasdrunk March 30, 2015
Get the Nut intern mug.A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
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: an impromptu sexual encounter when either party's obligations only allow time for an aggressive fuck session where each party is only concerned with making themselves cum as fast as possible and both parties agree there will be no conversation, foreplay or cuddling before or after. Cum and Go.
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:(verb) To stop by and pound the pussy as violently as possible in an effort to make her cum before you do and then getting to fuck out so she can clean up and get back to doing what she needs to do.
: an impromptu sexual encounter when either party's obligations only allow time for an aggressive fuck session where each party is only concerned with making themselves cum as fast as possible and both parties agree there will be no conversation, foreplay or cuddling before or after. Cum and Go.
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:(verb) To stop by and pound the pussy as violently as possible in an effort to make her cum before you do and then getting to fuck out so she can clean up and get back to doing what she needs to do.
I'm too busy studying, but you can drop in for a nut & bolt.
I know you'r busy but, I need that fat ass you sexy bitch. I promise I'll nut & bolt.
I know you'r busy but, I need that fat ass you sexy bitch. I promise I'll nut & bolt.
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