Standard Pussy Shit

The feeling you get toward someone when they always feel they need to be the center of attention.

“David’s never chill man, he’s always on some standard pussy shit.

by Tiny meat May 7, 2019

STANdard parental-directive

"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.

Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

list of standard acceptables

A set of rigid rules and regulations that dictate how one must behave or act to conform to societal norms and avoid any form of deviation. These guidelines are often created by people in positions of power who seek to control and manipulate the masses to maintain their authority and status quo. While on the surface they may seem harmless, in reality, they stifle creativity, innovation, and individuality, leading to a world where everyone is a mindless robot, blindly following the dictates of those in charge.

Sorry, I can't wear that to work, it doesn't meet the list of standard acceptables set by management.

by Type2GenomeManiac April 16, 2023

M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time)

Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.

“We all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”

by jimmyt01 October 19, 2021

Double standard

If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.

People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.

by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021

standard holocaust

Unit of population equivalent to 6 million people. Named after the most commonly reported Jewish death toll during the holocaust. Sometimes considered offensive.

Have you seen Pewdiepie's youtube channel, man? He has over 60 million subscribers. That's like 10 standard holocausts!

by fake news peddler July 17, 2018

Bog standard

A british slang word for "plain" or "normal"

"This cheese is bog standard"

by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023